ATTENTION SUPER FANS!

We have taken the vocals out of the entire album of BREAK, so YOU can dress up like Kimberly and sing along! [Ok, so you don't have to dress up like Kimberly, but we do it all the time and highly recommend it.]

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WHAT YOU'LL GET WHEN YOU BUY THE CD:

- BREAK in it's entirety, minus the vocal tracks on a music CDR - hand decorated by Kimberly! We're talking sharpie-made CD's that we burn by ourselves, the REAL DEAL! Of course, yours will be personally autographed with squishy love! This is super DIY goodness, to the MAX. WE'LL ONLY RELEASE 100 OF THIS HANDMADE EDITION!!!!!!! [music ONLY, not a DVD!]

- LYRICS! You'll also get one of only 100 photocopied "booklets" of Kimberly's handwritten lyrics, all prettified, signed, bound and kissed by the author herself, which we think is way cooler than karaoke bouncing ball graphics. OLDSCHOOL!

We are hosting a Karaoke VIDEO contest!!! After you get your CD in the mail, video yourself singing any song from the karaoke album along with the music and POST the link to your YOUTUBE video HERE as a comment! Whoever gets the MOST thumbs up/likes by January 1, 2011 WINS!

We won't count DISlikes against your total, so meanies WILL NOT PROSPER! :) Just make an awesome karaoke video with your creative powers and wonderful voice, and get your friends to watch and "like" it! You can post it on forums and promote it however you choose. The more you promote, the more likes you'll get!

The point of this contest is to hear your pretty voices, to raise some much needed money for our next album AND to promote our songs.. We need your help! Please be sure to mention in your video description that you're singing a One-Eyed Doll song, and that they can get the BREAK album at http://music.oneeyeddoll.com . The videos made with the KARAOKE CD will be entered into the contest. Thanks so much for your support!!

FIRST PLACE: KIMBERLY'S MIC!
The fan who makes the karaoke youtube video with the MOST "LIKES" by January 1, 2011 gets Kimberly's actual show-used microphone, complete with rock and roll dents and lipstick stains from live shows. Yes, you have permission to clone her using the plentiful DNA found on this specimen. IT WILL BE AUTOGRAPHED! This is ALSO our rehearsal mic, so many of your favorite songs were written and developed using this thing. Awesome.

SECOND PLACE: The LYRICS!
You'll get the ORIGINAL HANDWRITTEN lyrics!! Sure, you'll already have the photocopy version of the booklet from your CD.. but we'll send YOU the real ones that Kimberly wrote out herself with lots of kisses, signed to you!! SUPER BRAGGING RIGHTS! You can paper cut yourself with them and pretend that you're Junior!

THIRD PLACE: Kimberly's Guitar String!
Kimberly's guitar string, snapped mid-song from her Tregan guitar on stage! ROCK AND ROOOOLLL!!!!

FOURTH PLACE: Shout-out!
Kimberly will make a video to thank the top four singers of the contest and post it on youtube!

NOTE FROM KIMBERLY:

Thank you to all of my wonderful fans for supporting the release of my first book! I'm absolutely blown away by the support it's received!! Thanks to YOU, I was completely sold out of my first run over night! I've finally got more now, all freshly printed and ready to ship out to my beautiful freakazoids. :)

This is a handwritten notebook to accompany my latest solo album, Sleep. It contains my personal stories behind songs and the making of the album, never-before-seen photos and more goodies.. I'll sign every copy ordered from this page.

FANS!! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WRITE YOUR REVIEW OF THE BOOK IN THIS THREAD!!! I'd love to hear your thoughts!

Love and Gratitude,
kimberly

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You can also GET IT AT AMAZON! NOTE: AMAZON ORDERS DO NOT INCLUDE THE SIGNATURE [they ship direct, not through me], BUT YOU CAN MAIL IT TO ME TO GET ONE!
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I am elated to start offering the fine work of some really amazing select artists as official One-Eyed Doll merch! Our fans are the most creative and talented in the world, and I'm proud to showcase their work!!

If you're a hardworking craft artist with some ideas for merch, hit us up at info@oneeyeddoll.com!

The lovely Julia Waltress of OctiCraft loveliness is now making official One-Eyed Doll knit stuff for us!!! We're really excited about her work!!! These cuffy things are killer.. They come in sets of two and will fit dolls of all sizes!!

THESE ARE HAND MADE TO ORDER, so yours will be one-of-a-kind!

Available in black with the following color options for the eye and cuff:

-Red
-White
-Purple
-Green
-Silver/Grey
-Yellow
-Pink

Just leave a note in the order comment box at check out with the color you want! :P

Check out Julia's impressive selection of awesomeness at the brick and mortar Discordia Culture Shop in Lafayette, LA:

Discordia Culture Shop
205 1/2 Stewart ST.
Lafayette, LA, 70501

Or check her out on Etsy!

Julia not only makes this sweet stuff for our fans, but she supports our music on Radio Discordia!!!!

Pretty!

Kimberly and Julia in Lafayette, LA:

Love and Knitting Needles,
kimberly

UPDATE 6/29/2010:
I just got a few killer zip-up black hoodies in sizes S-2X, and even some small blue ones that look super sweet! The blue ones are REALLY limited, so I'll take the size and color options down as they sell out! kimberly
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These are super custom and one-of-a-kind! Supplies are very limited, and I'll take the sizes off of the options thing as they sell out. I'll design and paint/bleach yours TO ORDER, so give me a few days with it..

I'm getting random black cool hoodies in small quantities, where I can manage to find them.. The style and cut may vary, but you can specify the size.

Leave any special requests in the order comment box... Want your name on it? Want me to sign it to you? Favorite song? Go nuts! I'll do my best to honor your request!

I'm looking forward to making yours!

Love and Gratitude,
kimberly